"Ooh, I could crush a grape" Catchphrase coined by Stu Francis, British comedian and lead presenter on the children's show Crackerjack. It was probably his most famous catchphrase, but he used to come up with plenty of them, such as "Ooh, I could rip a tissue!" and "Ooh, I could jump off a doll's house!" In 1983, he also released the single "Ooh! I could crush a grape."